My Neighbor Installed a Toilet on My Lawn with a Note, Flush Your Opinion Here, After I Asked Her Not to Sunbathe in Front of My Sons Window
When I politely asked my new neighbor, Shannon, to stop sunbathing in barely-there bikinis right outside my teenage son Jake’s bedroom window, I thought she might get the hint. But instead, she came up with a revenge plot I never could’ve seen coming: she dumped an old, grimy toilet smack in the middle of my front yard! To top it off, it had a sign attached that read, “FLUSH YOUR OPINION HERE!” I was stunned. Furious. But, as it turned out, karma had some tricks up its sleeve, and Shannon