
My Bilingual Daughter Accidentally Exposed My Wife’s Secret
My wife always said she didn’t need to learn French — because our daughter could do all the translating. And for the most part, that worked just fine… Until one sunny afternoon, when our daughter translated way more than she was supposed to. Have you ever seen a five-year-old casually blow up your whole world while chewing on a breadstick? Yeah. Buckle up. I met Hailey ten years ago in Lyon. She was the classic American tourist — camera in one hand, French phrasebook in the other, looking completely lost