The Most Dramatic Divorce Letter Ever
Dear Wife,
I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. After seven years of marriage, I feel like I have nothing to show for it. The last two weeks have been a nightmare. Just today, your boss called to tell me that you quit your job, and that was the last straw for me.
Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut. I had cooked your favorite meal and even put on a brand new pair of silk boxers, hoping to surprise you. But you just wolfed down your food in two minutes and went straight to sleep after watching your soap operas.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore, and you don’t want anything to do with me as your husband. It feels like either you’re cheating on me or you just don’t love me anymore. Whatever the reason, I can’t take it anymore. I’m out of here.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
I can’t tell you how happy I was to receive your letter. It’s true that we’ve been married for seven years, but calling yourself a “good man” is a stretch! I watch my soap operas so much because they help drown out your constant whining and complaining. Too bad that doesn’t work very well!
I did notice your new haircut, but honestly, the first thing I thought was, “You look just like a girl!” Since my mother taught me to keep my mouth shut if I don’t have anything nice to say, I kept that opinion to myself. And about that meal you cooked? You must have confused me with MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork seven years ago!
Now, let’s talk about those new silk boxers. I turned away from you because the price tag of $49.99 was still hanging off them. I couldn’t help but wonder if it was just a coincidence that my sister borrowed $50 from me that very morning.
Despite everything, I still loved you and thought we could work things out. So, imagine my surprise when I hit the lottery for 10 million dollars! I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica, dreaming of a fresh start. But when I got home, you were already gone. I guess everything happens for a reason.
I truly hope you find the fulfilling life you always wanted. By the way, my lawyer told me that your letter guarantees you won’t get a dime from me. So, take care of yourself!
This dramatic exchange between a husband and wife is not just a story about a divorce; it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
From the husband’s heartfelt yet bitter letter to the wife’s witty and sharp response, it’s clear that both sides have their own perspectives. It’s a reminder that relationships can be complicated, filled with misunderstandings and hidden feelings.
What do you think about this story? Did the husband have a point, or was the wife right to call him out? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
