The Funny Bond Between Father and Daughter
The bond between a father and daughter is truly something special. It’s no wonder that boys often feel nervous when they meet their girlfriend’s dad for the first time. They usually have good reason to be anxious, and this hilarious story perfectly illustrates that!
I laughed so hard when I read the last line of this tale, and I just had to share it with you. After all, joy is even better when it’s shared!
The Dad’s Story
So, here’s what happened from the dad’s point of view:
One day, his daughter burst into the living room with a dramatic flair. “Dad!” she exclaimed, her voice filled with emotion. “Cancel my allowance immediately! Rent my room out! Throw all my clothes out the window! Take my TV, my stereo, my iPhone, my iPod, and my laptop!”
The dad was taken aback. What could have caused such a strong reaction? She continued, “After that, sell my new car! Take my front door key, kick me out of the house, disown me, and never talk to me again! Oh, and don’t forget to write me out of your will—leave my share to my brother!”
The dad was shocked! But then, she added something that changed everything. “Oh, and by the way,” she said, “this is my new boyfriend.”
The Bonus Story: A Risky Situation
Now, here’s a bonus story that’s just as funny! One night, after a fun date, a young man was taking his 19-year-old girlfriend home. They kissed goodnight at the front door, but as he leaned against the wall, he felt a little frisky. With a confident smile, he said to her, “Honey, would you give me a blow job?”
His girlfriend’s eyes widened in horror. “Are you crazy? My parents will see us!” she exclaimed, her heart racing.
“It’s the middle of the night! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” he insisted, trying to persuade her.
“But can you imagine if we get caught?” she replied, shaking her head in disbelief.
“Oh, come on! There’s nobody around; they’re all sleeping!” he argued, trying to sound convincing.
“No way! It’s just too risky!” she insisted, her voice firm.
“Oh please, please! I love you so much!” he pleaded, looking into her eyes with hope.
“I love you too, but I just can’t!” she replied, standing her ground.
“It would mean the world to me. Please?” he begged, desperation creeping into his voice.
“No, no. I just can’t!” she repeated firmly.
Just as he was about to try again, the hallway light suddenly flicked on. The girl’s sister appeared, looking sleepy and a bit disheveled in her pajamas. She rubbed her eyes and said in a groggy voice, “Dad says you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it.
Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”
What Do You Think?
Isn’t it funny how the world of relationships can lead to such awkward and hilarious moments? The bond between fathers and daughters can bring about some of the most surprising and funny situations.
What do you think about these stories? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
